Conspiracy Theory
Verse 1
I get Schrödinger’s Cat, but not the earth is flat
It’s all a conspiracy,
A lizard people rule, they eat your kids for fuel
It’s all a conspiracy
Lord Shiva gets a prod, from particles of god
It’s all a conspiracy,
Under satanic spell, through portals straight to hell
It’s all a conspiracy,
Mermaids call from the sea, reading minds with 5G
Flying saucers whizz by, still governments deny
Illuminati sleight of hand, the elites they have a plan
Caught in webs of lies, chemtrials fill the skys, avians are spies
Verse 2
The virus is a scam, dial a pizza man
It’s all a conspiracy
The agency is bent, they shot the president
It’s all a conspiracy
Democracy goes wrong, make space for QAnon
It’s all a conspiracy
A Bigfoot Putin, then right people win
It’s all a conspiracy
No one walked the moon, Niburu sense of doom
A mason throws a switch, the matrix gives a glitch
Did you see a Roswell grey, the FBI on the way,
Caught in webs of lies, chemtrials fill the skys, , avians are spies
Prompted by a friends view that Covid pandemic was an internationally orchestrated stitch up, I looked up popular conspiracy theories and strung together the lyrics, It coincided (perhaps by alien puppetry) with coming across Schrodinger’s cat which conveniently rhymes with flat. Some of the things people believe are quite disturbing. I suspect the reality is a cocktail of truth, lies, propaganda, naivety and a dose of make believe.